I remember being five. Six. Seven. And eight and nine and ten. And candy was such a treat to have. Usually it had to have chocolate because fruity candies and me? Yeah. It was not love at first sight.
I so looked forward to eating my twix. Because those were love at first sight.
And even though the years have gone by and my love for candy has dwindled, I still look forward to eating a few types of candy - twix being one of them. Because even as an adult, I still love biting into the crunchy goodness.
~~Alyssa
http://www.beaconstreetbooks.com
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Sunday, July 25, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
The Candy Thief

Candy made me a thief.
Seriously.
I must have been seven or eight. I was in a Ben Franklin Five and Dime ... Why, I don't know, I didn't have any money.
And then my eyes spied it.
A York Peppermint Pattie.
Dark chocolately goodness melted around a gooey peppermint center.
Nirvana!
But my pockets were empty.
Well, not empty. I had my lucky rock ... not worth money... not that I would have bartered it anyway. I had my pet pillbug (tied to a string) and probably some other small trinkets I picked up off the ground, but valued like rare jewels.
The York Peppermint Pattie whispered my name.
"Norm. Noorrrmmmmm.... Eat me!"
"But, Pattie," I replied. "I don't have any money."
"No one's looking. Just take me!"
"I couldn't do that. That's stealing!"
"But I'm yours. I belong to you. You would just be taking what is yours."
The sugary voice was just so compelling. So I did it. With Pattie keeping watch for me, I reached out, put my trembling sugar-anticipatory hands on her sweet roundness.
And in a flash, she was in my pocket.
With nerves atrembly, I stole out of the store with my beloved, hopped on my bike, and pedaled furiously away to find a secluded spot to rendezvous with my secret dark lover.
I found a woody area, devoid of people, and settled onto a leafy spot behind a big tree. Pattie came from my pocket, her allure almost too tempting. But anticipation is part of the joy of this relationship, so with nervous restraint, I gently unfolded her tinfoily wrapper, and allowed myself the first swaying of desire at the flash of her tasty skin.
My mouth watered as I ...
... gobbled down the sweet confection.
Nope, I just couldn't savor this over time. Like the owl in the Tootsie Roll Pop commercial, I just can't let saliva do the work. My love of candy is a frenzied, drool-and-chomp-it-down affair - not a take your time and let it melt in your mouth insanity.
Anyway, it's good to get this dark secret out in the open.
I feel better.
And, now that I'm older, I usually have enough money for candy.
That's a good thing.
(No,Norm, don't do it)
Shut up, cavities!
Norm
www.normcowie.com
(where you can read The Guy'd Book for free! And three short stories! And excerpts of my other three books! Do you hear me! Free stuff!)
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Monday, July 19, 2010
Sweet tooths & Sour gummy worms
I've always had a sweet tooth.
I like chocolate. I like Jolly Ranchers. I like bubble gum (the bubble gum flavored kind), ice cream, jelly beans, licorice (the fruit flavored kind), peppermints....
But my favorite?
I like chocolate. I like Jolly Ranchers. I like bubble gum (the bubble gum flavored kind), ice cream, jelly beans, licorice (the fruit flavored kind), peppermints....
But my favorite?
Sour gummy worms.
(Cue heavenly music)
I don't know what it is about them, but I *love* sour gummy worms. I love the fruity colors they come in, I love how the sour crystals linger on my tongue, leaving a strange sort of 'freshness' to everything for a while after. They're just... gooooood.
What's your favorite type of candy?
(Cue heavenly music)
I don't know what it is about them, but I *love* sour gummy worms. I love the fruity colors they come in, I love how the sour crystals linger on my tongue, leaving a strange sort of 'freshness' to everything for a while after. They're just... gooooood.
What's your favorite type of candy?
~*~
Heather S. Ingemar has loved to play with words since she was little, and it wasn’t long until she started writing her own stories. Termed “a little odd” by her peers, she took great delight in exploring tales with a gothic flair, and to this day, Edgar Allan Poe continues to be her literary hero. To learn more, please visit: http://ingemarwrites.wordpress.com/ or follow her on Twitter: http://twitter.com/heatheringemar
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